Some crazy holy roller trying to sell you Jesus
Trying to sell you helter skelter
He sells you genocide, he sells you kingdom come
Now watch the little piggies run for shelter
Cease to exist, just come and say you love me

Welcome to the family, meet Sadie and Gypsy
They'll creepy crawl right under your skin
And every time a bell tolls, and you've blood on your hands
An angel, an angel gets her wings
Cease to exist, just come and say you love me

And you only had Jesus until I came along
So come and join this freak show of mine
There's a place for you with us, a place for you in Heaven
All that glitters is not gold, in Heaven
Even you may shine

He preaches revelation, chapter and verse
And all dead swine grow up a sacred cow
Too many Christ's and never enough crosses
Who shall we crucify now?
Cease to exist, just come and say you love me

And you only had Jesus until I came along
So come and join this freak show of mine
There's a place for you with us, a place for you in Heaven
All that glitters is not gold, in Heaven
Even you may shine
Shine on